newsbreaker – ‘LIKE DOG PORN’: Pillow Humping Pitbull Holds Man Captive for Two Hours – Ora.Tv

 

‘LIKE DOG PORN’: Pillow Humping Pitbull Holds Man Captive for Two Hours

newsbreaker – ‘LIKE DOG PORN’: Pillow Humping Pitbull Holds Man Captive for Two Hours – Ora.Tv

You cannot make up stories like this. A Pit Bull has held this guy captive in his own home while the dog sexually frustrates himself with a pillow on the front porch. Of course this would not be bear as humorous if it didn’t include the verbal narrations of the hostage, whom I believe was afraid to exit his home to go to work with the dog on his front porch.

I guess in its own sort of twisted way this is actually funny.

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