Government website offers instructions in Klingon

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Government website offers instructions in Klingon

Listen. I don’t know how often the Klingons visit Illinois, but obviously some of them must be part-time residents.  And, Illinois is capitalizing on that.

Now, this angers me. I have Black, Mexican, and Asian neighbors. I do not have any Klingon neighbors.  Why? Is it possible that because my local government does not cater to Klingon, they don’t come here? Frankly, this sucks. So, I contacted my local Government Official (some guy that works at the City Parking Lot) and asked him why we didn’t have our stuff translated to Klingon like Illinois and he told me it was due to our having a far broader visitor base.

“So, why haven’t we translated our stuff to Klingon?”

“Because, then the Vulcans and Others would expect us to do so, and that just costs too much. Besides they all have electronic translators to do the task.”

Well, I should have known better than to ask a Government employee, they’re all Politicians. I hope you folks have better luck inviting our visitors from “out there” to here. Damn the politicians, always with the excuses.

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