The Daily Dot – This Seattle teen wants to be your kid’s babysitter and/or porn counselor

 

Hey, this kid is trying to take my job . . .

The Daily Dot – This Seattle teen wants to be your kid’s babysitter and/or porn counselor

Just when you find a job you really like, a 14 year old kid tries to steal it from you . . .

There I was, not a penny in my pocket, no decent job prospects, and nobody wanting to hire me because I am too old. But, lady luck shined down on me and I landed this job baby-sitting teenagers as their Porn Counselor. So here I am, making money by the barrel and what happens . . . The kids find another guy that wants my job. And, he is only 14. What do you mean I am too old . . . (I am JOKING!)

Think about it. A craigslist ad by a 14 year old ex-porn addict. How’d he kick the habit? My computer has been known to find porn without my looking for it at all. He probably went to “Teenage Porn Addicts Anonymous” or some other 10 step program or “Momma’s Gonna Smack You With This Wooden Spoon I Catch You Looking  At Porn Again Boy” parental intervention program  available at local retailers for $39.99.

You just know this kids ad is going to give him a few laughs 20 years from now. As for myself . . . Since this 14 year old stole my job, I am going to open up a nationwide franchise of Porn Addiction Clinics and see if I can make a few bucks. I understand the prerequisites are knowing a lot of porn web sites. I can do that!

(Now before ya’ all go getting nutz over this, I am ONLY MAKING fun about this 14 year old kids attempt at finding meaningful employment that is the subject story of this post. You do have to respect his efforts as there is little available now a day that can be considered a good job for many people seeking employment.)

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