NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C.: Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing – Weird News – MiamiHerald.com

Just when you think it is safe to come in out of the cold . . .

NORTH CHARLESTON, S.C.: Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing – Weird News – MiamiHerald.com

 

I read a lot of news. I really read a very lot of news. And just when I believe I have heard it all, I stumble across a story like this.

Our subject story tells us about a 44 year old gal that likes her beer a bit too much. When her fella failed to bring home the beer a few days ago, she proceeded to beat and stab him with a ceramic squirrel. When the police arrived, the lady claimed that the victim had fallen down and hurt himself. The Cops figured it out and carted the crazy broad to jail . . .

We as a society are just too far past the acceptable conduct scale to surprise me with much, but this story caught my attention. Did this woman forget what her goal was? Beer! She wanted beer and he failed to bring any home. Well how the heck is he going to go back out and get the beer if you stab and beat him? Some situations just do not make any damn sense to me. You know that she had no intention of going to the store herself to get the beer, so WTF?

See, if you was fishin, and Joe forgot the bait, Joe got to be the bait. Now this is unless Joe also forgot the hooks. Joe couldn’t be used as the hooks, and as you had no hook you needed no bait, so Joe had to go back to the Bait Store giving him one more chance at getting it right. That there is logic. So WTF this lady trying to kill the guy before he went back for the beer?

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