Is My Vibrator Ruining My Vagina? – Cosmopolitan

You simply have to love Cosmo . . .

Is My Vibrator Ruining My Vagina? – Cosmopolitan

I love the Writers for Cosmopolitan. They discuss women far better than any other publication in print today. Every so often I run across an article in Cosmo that just requires my suggestion that others read it.

Our subject story discusses the possibility that the writer suffers from DVS ( Dead Vagina Syndrome ) as she has used her vibrator for a while to attain that ever wanted sexual satisfaction and has discovered that a penis is not likely to provide the necessary magic to replace her toy.

Women like this scare me. I have for the better part of my life endeavored to provide satisfaction to the women that have been fortunate enough to shore my bed. It matters not if it took penis, fingers, and/or tongue, I endeavored to provide such satisfaction. I believe that it is the man’s responsibility to provide such satisfaction to women and men with such skill should pleasure as many women as possible. Face it, there are few of us that have such skill. Or, should I say few of us unselfish enough to utilize such skills. Anyway, I lost track of the point I was making . . . Oh yeah, fear of such women.

Can you imagine sweet talking some little honey to your bed, that regardless your effort her vagina is dead? What kind of WTF is this? DVS? No, hell no . . . there ought to be a law. Did you know vibrators can be addictive? The hell with cops searching for drugs, this is a far more serious crime. Hey, 5-0 get on this case, please.

Regardless your addiction level to those little toys, the original article is a good read . . .

3 thoughts on “Is My Vibrator Ruining My Vagina? – Cosmopolitan

  1. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen it written that Cosmo covers women’s issues better than any other magazine? Most are very critical of Cosmo

    If you post was satire, I appologize – I can be a little dense before my morning coffee

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    • I do not believe I said they cover issues better than others. I believe I said they discuss women better than others, yes a bit of satire coupled with a bit of wonder.
      It just amazes me how Cosmo Writers come up with these topics addressed so vividly for their audience. I mean if I tried the topic on my own I would have to be warning men that they can be replaced by a vibrator with a little bunny on the side and two “c” batteries.
      You must agree the writers humor of the situation is interesting. Maybe, I just found the story funny because I am a man. But, I couldn’t pass it without comment . . . probably because I am a man.

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      • I agree – my wife reads Cosmo on long plane trips. She finds it very sensational and entertaining. Not always realistic… but very entertaining.

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