Things Every Woman Thinks While Giving a Handjob – Cosmopolitan

I cannot stop laughing. Holy shit . . .

Things Every Woman Thinks While Giving a Handjob – Cosmopolitan

 

Our subject story discusses the thoughts believed to pass through a young lady’s head while she masturbates her man. I of course, do have a response to this;

 

  1. A handjob! C’mon baby how about a lil pussy or some head?
  2. Of course it is too dry. Your mouth is wet, try that.
  3. Don’t worry baby. If you pull on it too hard, I’ll scream like a little school girl. Or, if I like it I’ll make you slap yourself with it a little.
  4. Again, I will let you know if your grip too tight or if I like it like that.
  5. I really do not care if you look at it or me, but bitch don’t be watching no tv.
  6. Speaking of watching, C’mon baby drop some of that linen, let me check you out.
  7. If you watching anything, it better be porn.
  8. If you would quit trying to watch the damn TV and pay attention, I wouldn’t have to put my hand on yours.
  9. Now you are talking sweetheart.
  10. BITCH
  11. Climb up here and kiss me at the same time, maybe it will move thing along a bit. Or, we could do something that does not involve your hand.
  12. Sure baby, I can finish myself off. Yeah right, that’s going to happen. You are about ten seconds away from being tied to the bed.
  13. Looks a little angry doesn’t it
  14. You’re worried about the bedspread, you need to worry about the walls, the carpet, and your clothing.
  15. Tissues? WTF do you need tissues for?
  16. Swallow! Damnit Swallow! OOPs! Sorry . . .

Just my response to the ladies to encourage they do better than they might have intended . . .

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