Fuck Me . . . Am I about to die?

There isn’t much to be said except WTF? What the fuck is happening to me? Today, I have experienced the most frightening experience of my life. Have you ever experienced having a “stroke? ” If you have never had a stroke experience prior to today, God cannot prepare you for the changes you are about to…

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WTH, Is This Really What Think It Is?

Here I am tooling down Stanford Street in Emeryville, CA when I spot what must be a Buzzard walking up the street eyeing me suspiciously. Seriously, he was eyeing me like I shouldn’t give his ass up. Sorry brother bird, but I’m snitchin you off for sure. THERE IS TURKEY IN EMERYVILLE! Actually, I spotted…

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Is your penis size ‘normal’? – CNN.com

I now, have a far better understanding of the world, sex, & relationships Is your penis size ‘normal’? – CNN.com I mean it all makes much better sense now. All the hardship, all the grief, all the bullshit all the creation of powerful men with small penis. I can see it, can’t you? Our subject…

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Your Sex Position Playbook | Men’s Health

Boy, talk about your New Years Resolutions. Honey, can we do this for ours?    Your Sex Position Playbook | Men’s Health The subject story discusses 45 different positions for making it and I think it should be a serious consideration for anyone tired of the same old lame new years resolutions, to make their new…

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Merry X-Mas and Happy 2015

To all my friends, associates, enemies, comrades, non-committed, institutionally committed, significant others, girl friends, ex-wives, affiliates, and other participants in this wonderful life we share . . . I wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year. When young, we think we cannot be harmed, that nothing bad can happen to us,…

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Be friendly: Loneliness isn’t worth it

People today just are not friendly . . . Be friendly: Loneliness isn’t worth it I guess saying that people today just are not friendly is actually a pretty poor thing to say about our fellow man, but looking back, today folks just are not friendly. How can I even suggest such a thing. Today…

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Babysitter Arrested for Stabbing Dad Who Turned Down Her Advances | CafeMom

Visit any porn site and you will find all sorts of pics, videos, and stories about the parents of the children seducing and sexing up the babysitter. In our subject story the story takes a different twist. The babysitter demands the children’s father have sex with her. When he refuses she takes after him with…

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