WTH, Is This Really What Think It Is?

Here I am tooling down Stanford Street in Emeryville, CA when I spot what must be a Buzzard walking up the street eyeing me suspiciously. Seriously, he was eyeing me like I shouldn’t give his ass up. Sorry brother bird, but I’m snitchin you off for sure. THERE IS TURKEY IN EMERYVILLE! Actually, I spotted…

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Everything Is Just Ducky Around Here!

I am dead serious, just DUCKY! Or, should I say Ducklings? Because I am an idiot there are two ducklings that believe either of two women their mother. And, they go nuts whenever at least one of them is not near. This leaves us listening to the “sound of quackers” all day and all night…

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